RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES

[LeperKing]

This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtroopers attacked the peacefull home world of House Morcookies and now enslave our planet. We were order to attack our friends planet or thousands of House Morcookies humans would die. We ask for assistance in destroying this nonpartying evil race of gonadless creatures. Your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES.
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Commander LeperKing in the house MORCOOKIES

[LeperKing]

This is radio free House Morcookies, The enunch "Storm"trooper and his war planet are curently at (x) -88 (y) 1842 heading into Tremor (former) airspace. The Stormtrooper has setup the VICHY REGIME with Peanut Petain as head of state. Pirate Leper King has setup a government in exil (GPPR).
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Commander LeperKing in the house MORCOOKIES

[LeperKing]

This is radio free House Morcookies with news to save your gonads!
As you know my pirate friend your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The "Storm"trooper has setup the VICHY REGIME with Peanut(head) Petain as head of state. And now the news! Peanut head Petain has decreeded all 18 year old males come into local ICP (insane clown possies) stations to have your gonads removed. 16 year old with mothers signed slip can also have there gonads removed?! The ICP Stormtroopers (black boots, brown shirt, red running man with hatchet badge) control the streets of the Vichy planet states. House Storm (unbranox) now controls 80 system with 54444 units of power with house ranking of 25. Also all bars and brothels are closed. Standard rations of water and bread will be doubled for tips leading to the path of male eunich. This is radio free House Morcookies out.
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Commander LeperKing in the house MORCOOKIES

[LeperKing]

This is radio free House Morcookies with news to save your gonads!
As you know my pirate friend your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The rocky-oster eating creature now has 93 planets and fleet power of 52996 units. Tremor allie, I mean STORMtrooper allie, is about to attack other House Morcookies planets. It seems the lesser nation of the confeteracy is about to take out smaller nations.
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Commander LeperKing in the house MORCOOKIES

[LeperKing]

This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtroopers attacked the peacefull home world of House Morcookies and now enslave our planet. We have a live feed from PNT reporter Arrr. We now are receiving video from the orbital bombardment planet Vokosan the regions pleasure planet. The pleasure planet has no mining, factory production, taxation, or planet defence system. The attacking STORM fleet orbited the planet and conducted two days of orbital bombardment. [live feed] Morphids fill the streets cheering the freedom fighters. Many STORMtrooper hang from the street lamps by there gonadless structures dead. Morphids of all sizes stone the lifeless gonadless STORMtrooper bodies. "This is PNT reporter Arrr with Morphid Mary from the capital city on Vokosan.. Mary do you have anything to say? Yes, thank you FROG! You get a free period the next time your in town you big strong pirate! Thank you Morphid Mary. Anything to the fleet that freed the planet... and Leader Leper King? Who, is this Leper King? states Morphid Mary. This is PNT reporter Arrr, out.
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Commander LeperKing in the house MORCOOKIES

[storm]

storm listend to the radio and had to laugh out loud, when Leper Kings station started the anti storm propaganda.

"Well if he wants to mock me on public channels after I gave him a tax free life, I should probably show him what storm is capable of!"
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Major storm in the house Umbranox