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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 00:54    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtroopers attacked the peacefull home world of House Morcookies and now enslave our planet. We were order to attack our friends planet or thousands of House Morcookies humans would die. We ask for assistance in destroying this nonpartying evil race of gonadless creatures. Your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:31    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

This is radio free House Morcookies, The enunch "Storm"trooper and his war planet are curently at (x) -88 (y) 1842 heading into Tremor (former) airspace. The Stormtrooper has setup the VICHY REGIME with Peanut Petain as head of state. Pirate Leper King has setup a government in exil (GPPR).
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 18:31    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

This is radio free House Morcookies with news to save your gonads!
As you know my pirate friend your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The "Storm"trooper has setup the VICHY REGIME with Peanut(head) Petain as head of state. And now the news! Peanut head Petain has decreeded all 18 year old males come into local ICP (insane clown possies) stations to have your gonads removed. 16 year old with mothers signed slip can also have there gonads removed?! The ICP Stormtroopers (black boots, brown shirt, red running man with hatchet badge) control the streets of the Vichy planet states. House Storm (unbranox) now controls 80 system with 54444 units of power with house ranking of 25. Also all bars and brothels are closed. Standard rations of water and bread will be doubled for tips leading to the path of male eunich. This is radio free House Morcookies out.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 08:34    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

This is radio free House Morcookies with news to save your gonads!
As you know my pirate friend your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The rocky-oster eating creature now has 93 planets and fleet power of 52996 units. Tremor allie, I mean STORMtrooper allie, is about to attack other House Morcookies planets. It seems the lesser nation of the confeteracy is about to take out smaller nations.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 07:52    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtroopers attacked the peacefull home world of House Morcookies and now enslave our planet. We have a live feed from PNT reporter Arrr. We now are receiving video from the orbital bombardment planet Vokosan the regions pleasure planet. The pleasure planet has no mining, factory production, taxation, or planet defence system. The attacking STORM fleet orbited the planet and conducted two days of orbital bombardment. [live feed] Morphids fill the streets cheering the freedom fighters. Many STORMtrooper hang from the street lamps by there gonadless structures dead. Morphids of all sizes stone the lifeless gonadless STORMtrooper bodies. "This is PNT reporter Arrr with Morphid Mary from the capital city on Vokosan.. Mary do you have anything to say? Yes, thank you FROG! You get a free period the next time your in town you big strong pirate! Thank you Morphid Mary. Anything to the fleet that freed the planet... and Leader Leper King? Who, is this Leper King? states Morphid Mary. This is PNT reporter Arrr, out.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 08:31    Post subject: Reply with quote

storm listend to the radio and had to laugh out loud, when Leper Kings station started the anti storm propaganda.

"Well if he wants to mock me on public channels after I gave him a tax free life, I should probably show him what storm is capable of!"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 09:59    Post subject: Planet Botbo falls Reply with quote

DrAcular and RangerRabbit give each other a high five and jump into there attack ships. DrAcular states on the radio.... "First Blood is mine!" Gloves up and launchs his fighter. The atttack music comes up, hall of the mountain king. Coming up on his screen is the planet leader, Fatman Botbottle Blob. "Spare us, we where ordered to strip mine the planet" states Botbottle Blob. DrAcular states to the lead attack fleet, " That sweet meat Botbottle Blob is mine! states DrAcular. Standing next to Botblttle Blob is a Tremor advisor... you can see the fear in his eyes as he turns and runs from the control tower next to the control center of the planet. DrAcular orders RangerRabbit to destroy the Tremor creature, Botbottle Blob is mine. The attack goes well as the enemy lay dead on the city center streets. The planet Botbo falls....
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 09:05    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

Though the command window of the last remaining pirate ship ArrrMatty, the commander gives a hand signal toward the STORMtrooper ship. At that moment the last volley of weopons from the STORMtrooper ship destroys the pirate ship. This is brought to you from RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES. STORM trooper data: imperators some/ controlled solar systems some more (a few systems)/ house fleet combat power enough/ house rank 21
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 20:44    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

It seems the Stormtrooper VICHY REGIME with Peanut Petain as head of state is jaming the free house morcookies radio reports?! It seems the VICHY REGIME is frighten of the weak state of affairs the VICHY REGIME is in! Pirate Leper King has setup a government in exil (GPPR) and ask for your assistance in this gonad stealing state.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 19:45    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

The Stormtrooper walks over to the house guard dog, Grrrr, and puts a muzzel on the war dog?! The war dog growels but then gets silent. FROG snickers as he fips his sign that he wares around his neck. It shows the words, "will work for food" with the word food crossed out and fishsticks replacing food. FROG mutters to himself... fishsticks... and then checks his jock strap and cup making sure it is in place and secure! Stormtroopers may have nuked the house Morcookies and forced us into silence?! But, there is no way they are taking the house gonads! FROG gives the house war dog a pat.. "its ok Grrrr you'll get your chance to take a bite out of that sweet meat tremor, Grrrrr" FROG snickers....
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 01:43    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

FROG walks with house war dog Grrr..... down to the flight deck to inspect the dead (tremor) Akaito bodies. Grrr runs up to a undead (tremor) Akaito and ripes off its arm and has it for a snack?! Good war dog Grrr... Akaito waits just out side of the war zone . He serves the (tremor) Storm. The Gonad stealing Storm(trooper) has just jumped into and his Tremor advisors have been spoted on Storm command ships. FROG readjust his cup, and snickers.... [FROG had a special cup made that can only be opened with a key?!] "This time is going to be different and snickers...." FROG pulls out the KEY and swallows it?!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 00:35    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

(This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtrooper and undead allies attacked the peacefull system worlds of House Morcookies and now enslave our system planets. We ask for assistance in destroying this nonpartying evil race of gonadless creatures. Your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES.) In the area of battle the Leperkings forces fight the good fight saving thousands of alein gonads! Warplant AKA (Storm/Akaito/Tremor allie) attacked and lost its warplant twice in a tactical victory from HOUSE MORCOOKIES forces. The home world of Akaito was lost to HOUSE MORCOOKIES forces in a tactical move by Leperkings warplanet. House STORMtrooper gonad stealing troops drop like flys trying to hold there planets. Warplanet X1 was seen in the northern sector of the battle zone. This is RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES broadcasting news from the battle zone.... (you hear a tab being pulled from a can of PBR in the back ground and a surp....)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 05:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

"peaceful" said the pirate... yarrrrrrrr...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 05:44    Post subject: RADIO FREE HOUSE MORCOOKIES Reply with quote

[(This is radio free HOUSE MORCOOKIES. The STORMtrooper and undead allies attacked the peacefull system worlds of House Morcookies and now enslave our system planets. We ask for assistance in destroying this nonpartying evil race of gonadless creatures. Your gonads are in danger at the hands of this rocky-oster eating creatures! Save your self, your gonads! Send aid to HOUSE MORCOOKIES.) In the area of battle the Leperkings forces fight the good fight saving thousands of alein gonads! Warplant AKA (Storm/Akaito/Tremor allie) attacked and lost its warplant twice in a tactical victory from HOUSE MORCOOKIES forces. The home world of Akaito was lost to HOUSE MORCOOKIES forces in a tactical move by Leperkings warplanet.] BATTLE UPDATE: Houses AKA and Akaito retake there lost planets in a well planed joint opperation. Gonad stealing House STORMtrooper marchs on taking many pleasure planets of HOUSE MORCOOKIES. House STORMtrooper ordering all males of taken planets to clinics for gonad removal. **FROG snickers... LEPERKING lifts up his left eye patch to look at the battle map. FROG you have better be right or I'll personally deliver your (frog) legs to Paul Atreides! (FROG suggested that taking a planet from Paul Atreides holding... "He wouldnt notice?! state FROG" Well he did notice and wants FROG legs!) HOUSE MORCOOKIES in a bold move attacks the mighty warplanet of House Akaito. Both sides using different setups for battle. House Akaito using the massive H5 with H10 for cover and attack. HOUSE MORCOOKIES using a light pirate attack of massive fighters with H11 pirate sleds and H10 attack ships. Dr.acula lauches his light fighers and draws first blood! Grrrrr H8 the house war dog rips apart the enemy fleet. The battle ends with HOUSE MORCOOKIES scoring another tactical victory against more powerfull enemies! FROG snickers..... Yes my master, we did score the prize! Ah, the 6 pack of PBR, states the LEPERKING. You get to keep your (frog) legs for another day FROG.**

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 07:52    Post subject: Reply with quote

storm thought to herself, will that guy ever shut up... he is so pathetic... claming to be a pirate and asking honourable houses to support him just to take the chance afterwards to use their given trust and take their belongings... Leper you are a very poor soul in this universe... there is no need in calling you a king. you haven't earned it... the way you treated others a long while ago is now reflecting on you... how does it feel to be on the other side, totally alone? i offer you a last possibility to gain your dignity and honour back. give aka and akaito what belongs to them. indemnify them by giving them a bonus and decrease your fleet down to 1 Goli and only H5 and smaller and i will let you rest in peace!

sgd. storm
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